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Thursday, October 23, 2008, 10:04 AM
cute korean jokes!
Ok wake up feeling really tired... been staying up till 2am plus these past few days...Plus, at work, some asshole by the name of MIKE gotta piss me off. Dun mess with me when mi in a nasty mood. I dun bite. I kill. Hahaha!! I happen to chance upon these n found it really cute!! Sry, but u kinda need to know Korean to understand it 1. There was a girl who was very cute, but she had no ears, so she didn't really communicate with many guys and was shy. One day she met a man , but he didn't know she had no ear, and he said "ahh, Kwi-op-da!" (Me: HAHAHA!!! So cute the joke!! u get it?? cute in korean is pronounced as kwiop-da... just like no ears is kwi-ob-da!!) 2. What kind of money does a grandpa like the best? Halmonee 3. what do vampires drink in the morning?? KOOO PI!! (Me: hahaha!! cos blood in korean is 'pi'!! koopi - coffee!!) 4. What did Justin Timberlake say when he dropped his rice? Dirty BAP! (ME: OMG!! this is funny!! cos its supposed to be Dirty Pop right!! XD but he also pronounced it like 'pap' with the accent XD) 5. what sound does bread make when you throw it against a wall? BBANG! (Me: cute!! heehehe bread in korean is call bbang!! ^^ well which is why qi always call me bread, cos korean cant pronouce 'F' and hence if they pronounce my name it will be 'bbang'... -_-) 6. why did the cigarette go to the barn..?? ..malboro (Funny!!! im guessing that cos mal = horse in korean and hence the cigarette (malboro) went to the barn to 'boro' (borrow) the horse!!) 7. there was an old lady waiting for the bus... she came to america speaking in broken english, at the same time with one of those korean accents (ssah too ree: the country-like korean accents that Yunho has XD) so she was about to go on the bus and said WAT DAE, WAT DAE (in korean meaning 'it came, it came') but the american man next to her thought she said WHAT DAY? so he responded MONDAY MONDAY... but she heard it as mon dae mon dae (in korean meaning WHAT?)... so she said bus day bus day...then the man goes ohh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (Me: ROFL!!! CUTE!!!!!!) 8. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a horse? YANGMAL!!!! (yang = sheep , mal = horse , yangmal = socks) 9. "Indo ae jigeum myutshin joo ah sae yo?" [do you know what time it is in Indo right now?] Indo-na-si-a [indo 4 shi yah] (Me: HAHA!!! I rmb this one!! Joongie mention it before on Music Tank!) 10. "Nuh 'B hyung' ee jih?" "yeah" "geu rae? geu rum gasoo Bi hantae SIGN jeum bada jo" (" You Blood type B right?" "Yeah" "Really? Then get Rain's signature please") ROFLOLMAO!!! Tis is good!! cos B hyung vs Bi Hyung (brother)... haha!!! 11. what did the mother pig say to the baby pig when he wanted to play in the mud? ahn daeee jeeee (dwaeji is pig!!! andwae is cannot!!!) (Me: CUTE!!!!) TMD. Some fucking asshole at work got to piss me again. Fuck you. I quit doing ur shit-clearing job. Emailed to boss. Let's see what he says. I look sweet and cute and kind doesnt mean i don't bite. No i don't. I kill. |